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Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad

Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad is a creamy, crunchy side that combines thin-sliced cucumbers with crispy bacon, cheddar, and ranch seasoning. Tossed and chilled for at least 30 minutes, it stays refreshingly crisp while the flavors meld.
Prep Time 15 minutes
Cook Time 8 minutes
chill 30 minutes
Total Time 53 minutes
Servings: 8 servings
Course: Side Dish
Cuisine: American
Calories: 315

Ingredients
  

Cucumber Ranch Crack Salad
  • 4 cup cucumbers
  • 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • 8 slice bacon cooked and crumbled
  • 0.5 cup sour cream
  • 0.5 cup mayonnaise
  • 1 can (1 ounce) ranch seasoning mix
  • 2 green onions sliced
  • 0.25 tsp black pepper
  • 1 tbsp fresh dill optional, chopped

Equipment

  • 1 sheet pan
  • 1 oven

Method
 

Prep the salad base
  1. Wash and slice the cucumbers into thin rounds, aiming for even thickness so every bite stays crisp.
  2. Place the sliced cucumbers in a large mixing bowl and spread them out slightly to help them chill evenly later.
  3. Add shredded cheddar cheese, cooked and crumbled bacon, and sliced green onions to the bowl.
Make the ranch dressing
  1. In a separate bowl, whisk together sour cream, mayonnaise, ranch seasoning mix, and black pepper until smooth and uniform in color.
  2. Pour the ranch dressing over the cucumber mixture.
  3. Toss gently until everything is evenly coated, scraping the bottom so no dry pockets remain.
Chill and serve
  1. Cover the salad and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to let the flavors meld and the dressing cling to the cucumbers.
  2. Garnish with fresh dill before serving, then serve chilled.

Notes

For the crunchiest texture, slice cucumbers thin but avoid over-tossing after dressing so they don’t weep too much. Refrigerate leftovers in an airtight container up to 2 days; the salad may soften slightly. Freezing isn’t recommended. For a lighter version, replace mayonnaise with light mayo or Greek yogurt.