Ingredients
Equipment
Method
Bake the fries
- Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C). Toss frozen crinkle-cut fries with olive oil, garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper, then spread in a single layer on a large baking sheet for even browning.
- Bake the fries for 25–30 minutes at 425°F (220°C), flipping halfway, until deeply golden and crispy at the edges. Remove and keep them hot while you cook the beef and sauce.
Cook the seasoned beef
- Heat a skillet over medium-high heat and add ground beef, cooking 6–8 minutes until fully browned with no pink remaining. Break the meat apart as it cooks for consistent crumbles.
- Drain excess fat, then stir in chili powder, cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt, black pepper, and tomato paste. Cook for 2 more minutes until fragrant and coated, then set aside.
Make the jalapeño cheese sauce
- Melt unsalted butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Whisk in all-purpose flour and cook for 1 minute until it smells slightly nutty.
- Slowly pour in whole milk while whisking constantly to prevent lumps. Cook for 3–4 minutes until the sauce thickens enough to coat the back of a spoon.
- Reduce heat to low and add sharp cheddar cheese and Velveeta a handful at a time. Stir until fully melted and silky smooth.
- Stir in minced pickled jalapeños, jalapeño brine, and garlic powder, then taste and adjust salt. Keep warm on low heat, stirring occasionally, so it stays pourable.
Assemble and serve
- Pile the baked fries on a large oven-safe platter or sheet pan and spoon the seasoned beef evenly over the fries. Distribute the beef so every bite has topping.
- Pour the warm jalapeño cheese sauce generously over everything, letting it cascade and pool into the fries. Top with pickled jalapeño slices, pico de gallo (or diced tomatoes), sour cream dollops, green onions, cilantro, and a drizzle of hot sauce.
- Serve immediately while the fries are still crispy, with extra cheese sauce on the side for dipping. Add any additional hot sauce to taste right before serving.
Notes
Key pro tip: keep the cheese sauce warm on low heat and pour right before serving—so the fries stay crisp and the sauce stays stretchy. Store leftover components separately: fries keep 2 days refrigerated (recrisp in a hot oven), and beef + sauce keep 3–4 days refrigerated. Freezing is not recommended for best texture. For a lighter option, swap half the cheese for reduced-fat cheddar and use 2% milk (the sauce will be slightly less rich but still melt smoothly).
